One of my brothers forwarded me this blog post over on Grasping for Objectivity that is all about what classifies as the dreaded "long-butt" (aka - mom jeans). I don't know if he was trying to send me a hint or what, but this is one of the funniest blog posts I have read in a long time.
No one ever told me that once you have a kid, the game rules of wearing jeans drastically change from the pre-baby rules. I used to strut my stuff in low-rise, form-fitting, cute jeans. Now don't get me wrong. The minute that I could squeeze my buns into my pre-pregnancy jeans, I felt like I could conquer the world. That indeed was a kick-ass day... until I had to squat down to pick up my little girl while at the playground and most likely scarred another little kid for life as the image of my crack and muffin top peeking out of my jeans is now burned into his eyes. Poor little kid!
So now I am on my own quest to find jeans that I can not only strut my stuff in, but also pick up the occasional sippy-cup from the floor without showing the world my goods.
Kudos to the test subjects featured in this mom-jeans study. They are brave, brave souls putting themselves out there in order to save at least one woman from falling into the horrible blunder of wearing mom-jeans. They deserve a round of applause. Not only are they daring in their quest for a cute jeans butt, but they also tackle the project with with a very matter-of-fact, step-by-step way of avoiding mom-jeans and finding something that really does fit and look good. I think all of us could learn a little something from this study. Good job girls! Very well done.
Alright moms - you know what I am talking about. So help me with my quest. Any cute jeans out there that aren't mom-jeans, but will cover all the important assets? Come on... help a girl out.
Image via Saturday Night Live
No one ever told me that once you have a kid, the game rules of wearing jeans drastically change from the pre-baby rules. I used to strut my stuff in low-rise, form-fitting, cute jeans. Now don't get me wrong. The minute that I could squeeze my buns into my pre-pregnancy jeans, I felt like I could conquer the world. That indeed was a kick-ass day... until I had to squat down to pick up my little girl while at the playground and most likely scarred another little kid for life as the image of my crack and muffin top peeking out of my jeans is now burned into his eyes. Poor little kid!
So now I am on my own quest to find jeans that I can not only strut my stuff in, but also pick up the occasional sippy-cup from the floor without showing the world my goods.
Kudos to the test subjects featured in this mom-jeans study. They are brave, brave souls putting themselves out there in order to save at least one woman from falling into the horrible blunder of wearing mom-jeans. They deserve a round of applause. Not only are they daring in their quest for a cute jeans butt, but they also tackle the project with with a very matter-of-fact, step-by-step way of avoiding mom-jeans and finding something that really does fit and look good. I think all of us could learn a little something from this study. Good job girls! Very well done.
Alright moms - you know what I am talking about. So help me with my quest. Any cute jeans out there that aren't mom-jeans, but will cover all the important assets? Come on... help a girl out.
Image via Saturday Night Live
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