Dear universe, have you seen my brain?

Dear Universe,

I seem to have misplaced by brain.  Have you seen it?  I can't remember where I have left it.

I have done some pretty stupid stuff this week...

• I left my car keys on one of the shelves at the library - Thank you random old guy that helped me find them
• I added salt to my coffee instead of sugar - Blech!
• I have been to the store 3 times this week and have forgotten toilet paper each of those 3 times. And yes, toilet paper is on the list that I brought with me each time
• I ALMOST drove away with the gas pump thing still attached to my car.  I realized my craziness just as I put my car into drive.  Of course, when I got out and the guy next to me was staring at me, I acted completely natural like I meant to do it.  And Little B, sitting in the back seat, was a good girl and did not rat her mama out.
• I tried to pay at the checkout with my Randalls reward card (not a credit card)... and I wasn't even at Randalls.
• Little B walked around with her shirt on backwards for the first half of today.
• Twice, I have signed my signature using my maiden name... and I have been married for 3 years

So universe, I have no idea what heck is going on this week that is causing my brain to be on the fritz.  Maybe because it is 103 outside.  Maybe it is this cold that I can not seem to shake.  Maybe it is because of my little one that refuses to sleep.  Who knows!

But, universe, pretty please... will you find my brain and deliver it back to me very soon? I miss it so!

Best regards,
A previously smart, pulled-together lady with a full set of marbles